You know... once in awhile, you get something that's so stupid that it has to be a joke. I'm thinking that about Kurozuka. (a Japanese manga)

Okay, the story is about immortals right. There's this demon chick who's immortal. She's immortal because as a child, she saw the corpse of Christ. In Japan. Washed up on a beach. Then the corpse asked for her blood. She ran back to get help from guys who then tried to rape her. Her blood gets splashed on Christ's face. Christ than stands up, crushes one of the rapist's neck and throws him in the ocean with one hand then obliterates the other guy by slicing the guy in half with another hand. He then rapes the girl and drinks her blood. Thus, she becomes immortal (but she steals the cross from Christ's neck).

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